1. moriartyscrown-parisbound: ladyzolstice: irradiations: lizzledpink: imyouraziraphale: heatheralexa: insidelime: “Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.” Perfect. “Every entry after that was the same way.” Yes. “And anyone?” I ask after a moment.  Oh, okay.  “Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.” I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means. LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him. Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha ”%$&# THAT!”*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearwordfrom Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)  “Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.” …….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon. “Closely related to performance objectives is competency, the observable, successful achievement of the performance objectives.”  From my Patient Care book.

    moriartyscrown-parisbound:

    ladyzolstice:

    irradiations:

    lizzledpink:

    imyouraziraphale:

    heatheralexa:

    insidelime:

    “Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

    Perfect.

    “Every entry after that was the same way.”

    Yes.

    “And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

    Oh, okay. 

    “Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

    I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

    LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

    Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

    ”%$&# THAT!”
    *Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

    from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

    “Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

    …….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

    “Closely related to performance objectives is competency, the observable, successful achievement of the performance objectives.” 

    From my Patient Care book.

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

  3. butthorn:

    Have we discussed my love of Futurama yet

    (via tony-bad-ass-stark)

  4. When I read Johanna Mason’s parts, I imagine that she talks like Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Which makes me love her character so much more.

  6. Hunger Games vs Battle Royale & The Long Walk

    It kinda irks me when people are like “The author stole the idea for popular thing A from the author of obscure thing B.” There are no more original ideas, it’s all been done. Accept that fact now. IT’S ALL BEEN DONE. Humans have been around long enough to leave no stone unturned. Just shut up and enjoy the author’s take on it. 

  7. fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

    Patti the Scumbag Christian.

    (via idiotsonfb)

  8. This is one of my best friends talking about a job she had at Busch Gardens. I still work there, and while it can suck at times, I didn’t have nearly anything close to the experiences she had. It’s all about where in the park you work. 

    But anyone who’s worked a shitty job can relate with her. 

  10. Gender Differences

    So earlier today I went out with some of the people from my class because we were celebrating Finals being over and Clinicals stating tomorrow. I’m in a class of 23 people, with 20 of those people being female. Somehow, the topic of boob jobs came up. A couple of the girls wanted one, and one of them had one. I thought it was interesting that the minute the girl claimed to have one, someone asked if she could touch them. Mind you, all of these women are straight. This situation would not play out in a group of straight men. That’s like one of the guys saying he has a huge cock, and another guy asking to hold it. Just something I thought was interesting.

  11. Peed in my dream

    Didn’t pee in real life.

    MASTER OF BODY AND MIND!

  12. This is my friend Ashley, just ranting because she has nothing better to do these days than research political things. I think this needs a lot more views though, she’s very entertaining whilst giving her social commentary. If you like, reblog! 

  13. Just watched the Fiat 500 Abarth Commercial

    And I was heterosexual for at least 15 seconds. 

    Seriously, that Italian woman, Va Va Voom!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpi2IAec9Ho&feature=player_embedded

  14. I was driving down the road today, it was particularly windy, and this trash can blew into the road in front of me. Felt like the movie Twister. 

  15. Imma Get Preachy Here For A Moment

    If you’re ever in the hospital and you’re told you need a CT scan. Do some research. Check to see what you have can’t be found with a regular diagnostic X-Ray. Because one CT scan is like receiving multiple chest X-Rays. The amount of radiation used to produce the image significantly higher than that of Diagnostic X-Rays. And unfortunately, sometimes CT Scans aren’t even necessary. Doctors will just automatically order them to avoid lawsuits. I’m not saying they’re bad, the detailed images they produce are quite useful and they oftentimes mean the difference between life and death. The problem is that they are severely overused, and often unnecessarily. Most of all the radiation in the American population (the rest of the world too probably) is caused by Medical Imaging rather than naturally background radiation. Nothing should exceed the naturally occurring radiation because the whole world is pretty god damned radioactive. Well I’m done, food for thought y’all. 

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My name is Kevin, I'm a 21 year old Radiography Student living in the great state of Virginia. If you've got questions, by all means ask. I don't bite... a lot.
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